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Gutterfish by Edaurdo Jones w. over  30 illustrations by Nicholas Rocco

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CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO READ HUNTER S. THOMPSON BOOKS .ORG REVIEW OF GUTTERFISH

http://hstbooks.org/2011/04/20/edaurdo-jones-gutter-fish-with-art-by-nicholas-rocco/

Some reviews of some of the stories in Gutterfish. Read the rest of this entry »

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Short excerpt from Gutterfish…


Bite, chew, spit, how hard could it be? I mean really, what the fuck are your options right now? The bone is already broken. That would’ve been the hardest part. Just open your mouth sink your teeth in and tear the meat away.

It’s definitely easy to tell yourself this. But Jesus fucking Christ actually manning up and doing it is another story. Read the rest of this entry »


photo by Melvin Cartagena

Answers Without Questions

By Mel Cartagena

To: benwayd@hinterlands.org

Cc:

Subject: Answers without questions

Doc:

Don’t hear from you anymore ever since you got transferred to forensic pathology. Either the work is so easy you don’t want to share the gravy train with me, or you’re too busy to send me a social email.

Either way, that’s what I’m writing to you about. In doing some spring cleaning over here I came across this document. It looks like one of your former cases.

The content looks like the answers to a Q & A session that never took place, about things that never happened, except for the part about the fatal beating of William Rhodell.

It was among the notes of your one of your most famous cases, the one that almost killed his girlfriend, and beat to death that private investigator she hired to find him, who it turns out she was having an affair with. The things people do. I bring it to your attention because it’s interesting to see how he’s created a saga of paranoia and mind control over a case of marital infidelity. And it looks like you figure prominently in these fantasies.    Read the rest of this entry »


Owl eyes see much

so much that much of it isn’t there

except when it is- laughing;

wise isn’t always

Arms stretch tear snap

from sockets tired of working

bearing weight of heart

soul pumping reps of gray

A tug of gut-war

pits honest reflection

(read: catch-22 

paranoia its counterpoise

            (silicon its crime partner

All above a net of tangled web

of stagnant gray matter

as branch & vine hijack swamp

Twisted shadows bounce

off dancing shallows

never staying long enough

for even deft hands

to reach for a proper handshake

Instead they bound leap swirl

but don’t stop for long

protecting the secret that is mine

Even from me

one turbulent jetty

removed from myself

Like a load of laundry

hot out of the dryer

clean but for the

stains chaining

you to their

trespass

If only whites and colors

separated themselves to reveal

apparitions in clarity for their disposal

rather than linger like images seated in your lap

while departing the haunted house searching for levity

found amid a bunch of country bears playing banjos somewhere

never to be discovered as anvils of age forge ahead in bellows of smoke


Gold, Silver and Bronze

Growing up being exposed to as much Hollywood propaganda as I have, it comes as little surprise that when it comes to women, I am pretty superficial.  If all the years I spent watching Beverly Hills 90210 has taught me anything, it’s that good looking people have all the fun, interesting stories.  Though I was never really part of the “in” crowd when in High School or College, I have found myself somewhat fortunate to have dated some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Bronze Read the rest of this entry »


I meet her on a Tuesday

we drive to the east side

it was my first time Read the rest of this entry »


Double yellow lines
the girls
in the Braille of their goosebumps
bear down upon us
like churches the body the urges the free market system Read the rest of this entry »


a rudimentary fix which demands a stronger identity
it’s such a gamble when you get a face-richard hell
an overwhelming hunger to transcend my limitations
& also an immense talent which seems to know no bounds
i wink, i nudge, i drip words slowly on to exposed flesh
without letting anyone in on the joke
then whine that i’m a misunderstood artist—
how fucking original Read the rest of this entry »



I like girls named after australia!

Im losing my mind,im sure of it.
simple as sunshine
I gone and falled in beautiful trouble with the other half of my head
I keep wanting to write her name on everything that I own
which I aint own much,but my trust is enough to claim as a dependent on my EZ form Read the rest of this entry »