Archive for March, 2011


Please Click Here To -Order the Book “Gutterfish” Orders begin shipping May 07 2011- Official release party- June 18, 2011 at Werdinks Pop Up Shop Brooklyn NY

Gutterfish by Edaurdo Jones w. over  30 illustrations by Nicholas Rocco

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CRAZY EDDIE-400lb. Ear Lifts & Menthol Blunt Wraps

Bagley Buzzards


CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO READ HUNTER S. THOMPSON BOOKS .ORG REVIEW OF GUTTERFISH

http://hstbooks.org/2011/04/20/edaurdo-jones-gutter-fish-with-art-by-nicholas-rocco/

Some reviews of some of the stories in Gutterfish. (more…)

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a rudimentary fix which demands a stronger identity
it’s such a gamble when you get a face-richard hell
an overwhelming hunger to transcend my limitations
& also an immense talent which seems to know no bounds
i wink, i nudge, i drip words slowly on to exposed flesh
without letting anyone in on the joke
then whine that i’m a misunderstood artist—
how fucking original (more…)



I like girls named after australia!

Im losing my mind,im sure of it.
simple as sunshine
I gone and falled in beautiful trouble with the other half of my head
I keep wanting to write her name on everything that I own
which I aint own much,but my trust is enough to claim as a dependent on my EZ form (more…)


Today…

I witnessed ignorance

In all its ugliness

I was at court

Nothing major

Just some driving stuff (more…)


 

I sat sleepy eyed one morning enduring yet another cardboard and treebark
bran flavored bowl of breakfast with milk, 2 percent of course, and I stared at the carton.

First I reviewed the measures of various fat content, and nutritional values listed as a matter of law.  (more…)

Chest Wound-R L Raymond

Posted: March 16, 2011 in Poetry

Chest wound

Well…

Well…

Well…

prone

clutching lung froth

coughed over a gold tooth

along a toothpick

spit-slicked and splintered

Guess it’s true

that revenge don’t care

about no statute of limitations

R L Raymond


How to Stand Proud in Florida

At some point in recent history, the sculpture of fountains in the shape of urinating children, and the acquisition of said fountains, must have been declared unfashionable.  Before that point—or more likely a considerable time after—a dozen or so of these hideous constructs found their way on the front lawn of the only house in the continental United States where they could be overshadowed by even tackier fare. (more…)


 

To Whom It May Concern:

Hello, how are you? I’m writing this because as of late I’m noticing the world is like a burning building or horrible car crash. Sure, everybody is watching and standing there saying “Jesus, this is fucking horrible!” but nobody is really doing anything about it.  Sure you’re sharing links and news articles. But what’s that really doing? Is sending your friend a picture of a burning building going to save the people inside?

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The Life Force Vampire

In my life I have met thousands of random people. Some of them have been my life- long best friends, some have been random one off encounters or lovers and some have even been sworn enemies. In the midst of my near 33 years on this planet I have encountered a specific, dangerous bread of person only 3, maybe 4 times. These people are the closest I have ever come to experiencing pure evil combined with soulless misery.  I am of course talking about the life force vampire. (more…)